We got an email this morning from an old reviewer here at my site and he pointed us toward a project that has literally only been launched in the last 24 hours. It goes by the name of Corona Cunts and yes – it is themed around the 2020 Coronavirus. From the looks of the tour, it's a pretty interesting title with some fantastic graphics, but whether or not the title is worth playing is still something we've yet to determine. Luckily, the game has officially been released and so it's time for us to go ahead and see what Corona Cunts has to offer. Read on if you'd like to know more.
So Corona Cunts is a browser-based game that requires absolutely no downloads or add-ons to be installed. It runs on the Unity WebGL system, so this is a future-proof title that Chrome, Safari and Firefox will all support without any issues. Most other browsers ought to be okay as well, but I only tried it in those. From what I can tell, Corona Cunts has been in the works under a different title for the last 8 months, but they quickly switched the name and a few of the assets to make it a modern parody on a global pandemic. Pretty interesting marketing strategy, but I don't think many horny dudes out there are going to stage a protest with their dicks in their hands, right?
I was given a full 2 hours to play Corona Cunts before writing the review: I'm honestly amazed at how good this game is, given the relatively small window of time they had to make it work. Basically, the theme here is that you're in Hong Kong and a virus is slowly taking over parts of the city. You actually have the virus, but it turns out that this only serves to benefit you, since anyone who has it is immediately attractive to anyone they come across. The end result is that you can fuck what you want, when you want. Use this power with care, because you've got over 100 NPCs that you can fuck! We're talking hardcore fucking at school, on the train, in a nightclub and even in the middle of a park. Corona Cunts is a pretty taboo game and practically all of the girls are available to be banged.
Look folks: initially I was skeptical when I heard about Corona Cunts, but I'm thoroughly impressed with the end result of this title. They've done such a fantastic job of putting together this game and I feel like it would be silly not to give it my full recommendation. At my site i rarely comes across new nuggets of pure brilliance from places we haven't worked with before, but I feel like Corona Cunts did a real good job with the execution of their game and because of that, I'm endorsing it fully. So, in short: if you like the sound of this 3D browser game, head on over to the signup page and try out Corona Cunts now.
